Ireland, Ireland, Republic o’ Ireland!

19Oct11

Finally I have come to the end of the fantastical and tremendously wonderful insight into the many many talented candidates for the Irish Presidential Race 2011. It’s very safe to say that not one of them has anything to hide and no matter who gets chosen I am just so excited (not excited at all) to have them represent this beautiful Emerald Island o’ Ireland, the greatest country in the world. Ever.

 

In 10 years time when I am of age I will reveal myself to you all and expect you to vote for me, this is of course assuming that old man D. Higgins get’s the vote dies after three years and then someone else takes over. I’m not saying I hope the cuteness that is Micky D dies but if he does, it’ll be my turn after the wan who takes over after him. I’m confused: here comes a terrorist candidate:

 

 

Sinn Féin: Martin McGuinness (pictured with his best bud Iano P) 

Tag Line: “The People’s President” – as long as you’re not a black n tan, durty Protestant he’ll represent yo’!

Innovation: Probably slightly weary of the frontline politics Marty Mac wants a shot o’ the throne…or, well, I mean he wants to be the 1st citizen o’ Ireland…the Irish throne I meant there….not the Brits. Sure he loves the Brits, they’re a great bunch o’ lads!

Controversy: He *used* to be a member of the infamous and highly glamourous terrorist organisation the IRA. He’s put those days behind him and despite having availed of fire-arms he’s NEVER shot anyone.

Pros: If you’d like Ireland to be ruled as one as a Republic this is the lad you ought to vote for, with the backing of the Irish Republican Army he’ll sort us out no bother and get the six occupied counties back from the motherland in no time.

Aesthetics: Big Smile, Curly (used to be red but now grey) hair, a very happy man indeed. Scary Northern accent however especially when the following words are used: paramilitary, fundamental, sectarian, situation.

 

Now go one and all and cast yizzer vote, men died to give us the right so go an’ do it now Now NOW….or on Thursday, 27th of October 2011. Just remember nobody listens to Dana anymore.

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