I LOOOOVE THE LEADER!!!

17Oct11

Fine Gael: Gay Mitchell (pictured with his lookalike)

Tag Line: ”Understands in our past. Believes in our future.” Initially himself and Mary III had the same tag line, how embarassingly uncreative! There is something about this tag line that I find completely shite and uninspiring – it’s far too vague and vacuous.

Innovation: Gay Mitchell reminds me very much of the character in The Simpsons who showed the school children around the Box Factory.

There’s something extremely dull about Gay, dull but reliable so maybe he is the man for the job.

Controversy: Unlike his name, Gay, Gay does not like the gays of Irleand and has come out *pun intended* with some outlandish remarks against Gay marriage and further offending many gays in good ould gay Ireland. Perhaps a confusing amount of the word “gay” used in that sentence. He also made an unfortuante bad joke about suicide on chat radio station News Talk saying that he would “Jump off O’ Connell Bridge” if he was asked to smile. ..as well as being dull he may be slightly thick.

Pros: He doesn’t approve of the homosexual community, it would seem, so if you find yourself to be incredibly right-wing in political beliefs this is the lad for you.

Aesthetics: He has grey floppy hair that may actaully be a comb-over and dark black eye brows. He has a big nose, he kind of looks like Alf: “Remember Alf Bart?? Well he’s back, in pog form!” – Milhouse van Outen, The Simpsons (ep: Bart Sells His Soul).

I am after spending the last 15 minutes writing some hilarious stuff about the Sinn Féiner Alas! the internet crashed and I am quite annoyed. I will come back to him post haste where I will write all about him and his best bud Ian Paisley.